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Heya all~
I know you ppl are stressed out, so here's something funny for ya!
Today, I'll share a little bit of Chuck Norris Facts!
You know who he is, yeahs?
Some of my favourites:
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
More facts from www.chucknorrisfacts.com.
Hope ya enjoyed it=)
-JunAn
Remember Drovarians, Łøšıиg šøмēтħıиg, ıš иēνēя вēттēя тħαи иøт ħανıиg ıт αт αℓℓ ıи тħē ƒıяšт ρℓα¢ē.( This is copied from my PM, i know)